Little Gruz's Billabong

You walk up to a sign near a hut, by a lake.

It says: "Welcome to my palace hut by the sea, stagnant pool of water billabong. It is a nice place to die chill out at or get swept away when the nearby river spills bloody everywhere floods."

"To uncover the secrets of this place, head over to the 'About' section by clicking on the aptly named link above."
You wonder what is meant by 'clicking', but you decide to investigate the area anyway. It's not like anything bad could happen.

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